NRA Warns Iran: “We are Armed, Crazy, and Ready to Your Nuclear Weapon”

The National Rifle Association recently released a new video aimed at the “ayatollahs of Iran and every terrorist you enable,” warning them that real Americans are nothing like our fresh-faced flower child president and his weak-kneed, Ivy League friends.”

“You haven’t met the heartland, or the people who will defend this nation with their bloody, calloused, bare hands, if that’s what it takes,” the video informs us. “You haven’t met the steelworkers and the hard-rock miners, or the swamp folks in Cajun country who can wrestle a full-grown gator out of the water. You haven’t met the farmers, the cowboys, the loggers and the truck drivers. You don’t know the mountain men who live off the land, or the brave cops who fight the good fight in the urban war zones.”

The video suggests that The United States of America is much crazier than they assume and comparing its people to its weak president would be a grave mistake.

“No, you’ve never met America,” the video concludes. “And you ought to pray you never do.”

Considering Donald Trump’s bold rhetoric and rising popularity, it’s safe to say that a lot of Americans feel the same way.